I have a shoe fetish!; apparently!; would the same be said, if I liked dogs – do I have a dog fetish; what if I liked tv’s; fridges do I have a fridge fetish; if I like bats, am I batty?; hmmm… think about it!. (If a woman adores the shoes ‘Gentlemen wear, does that woman have a shoe fetish?.)
How women always have thought about whether they like / fancy (find attractive) ‘gentlemen’ by their shoes. I am now the euphonious voice of the ‘Gentlemen’; I would like to inform you the footwear women choose to wear ‘Gentlemen also judge too.; (If you didn’t know), so join the club ladies.
(Oh, just to let you know, ladies, sometimes ‘Steve’ my PA, tags along; ok.)
Today you lucky lovely ladies it’s all things’ loafer style,
What is the perfect pair of ‘Loafers’ you ask;
loafers are versatile – comfortable – classic – traditional – stylish – relaxed even wear at home; handy – fit enough to pair with most things – they look great with skirt- shorts – jeans – almost anything in your closet, even dresses;
As the ‘title’ above says, I have picked ten pairs of amazing (loafer-style) shoes that get ‘gentlemen’ hearts racing, your hearts will be racing too, so if you are ready, ladies ‘ let’s go.’ Ladies, ‘here we go, here we go, here we go… here we;…
Givenchy – Black Chunky High-heeled Loafers – These smug-looking chunky slip-on high-heel are adorable – drop-dead (‘stylee,’ ‘stylee’) stylish, oh so smart; I wished my teacher (Ms Austin) wore these shoes when I was in primary school, back in the day; she was ever so stunning!
Dance the night away in these feminine round toe shoes – adorned with gold-tone chain trim with horse-bit engraved logo charm. (The women that wear these shoes like to excavate and analyse your artefacts, using tools, digging and poking hard, getting to the bottom of things; she loves caves and holes)
Hi Ladies, hi ‘Joe 90’; Hi ‘Steve.’
I heard you were out looking for a new electric vehicle last week, Steve!.
Wolf & Badger – Megan Red Loafer – with Gold Snaffle – A very red hot chilli-pepper I would describe; this stunningly classic leather and suede loafer is timeless; (just ask ‘Dorothy from ‘Oz’)
created with eye-catching fringe, a gold snaffle addition; a cleverly hidden strap helps keep the foot in place; to complete this offering; a non-slip shock-absorbing rubber sole ensures all-day premium comfort on the feet. (The women that wear these shoes respect all things ‘Aztecan’, ‘Spanish’; they are, (‘aficionados’) knowledgeable and enthusiastic about marbles; she sees ‘red’ losing one.
Do you like red coloured cars ‘Steve’? No, I like it ‘black’ ‘Joe 90’, that’s more my cup of coffee.
House of Bruar – Soft Leather Tassel Moccasin – A refined an emotionally inspired loafer-style shoe, lightweight, durable, refined, extremely comfortable, and again enduring. (The women that wear these shoes; she likes singing, she ‘wanna dance with somebody’, It’s not right but it’s Okay, has a ‘bodyguard’, and she ‘will always love you’; she is every woman.) The Bodyguard – 1992
‘Steve’, what’s a typical bodyguards’ cars, maybe an ‘Audi A6!; thanks ‘Steve.’ (he is very knowledgeable, our ‘Steve’.)
Unisa – Sport Platform Loafers – Similar side-on view, (teeth looking) of the Birkenstock ‘Boston’ Suede Chunky Clogs; luxurious kid suede; produced in various colours; with a smart snaffle buckle strap; a versatile white ‘Eva’ 4 cm high-heel rubber track sole, and 2.5cm platform; a perfect office or streetwear shoe. (The women that wear these shoes fantasise about being a divine ‘little mermaids’, however, she can be more like an ‘Octopus’, hands everywhere, when she’s had a drink) – ‘The Little Mermaid’ – 1989
‘Steve’, name any cars with a fishy title – 1968 Plymouth ‘Barracuda’ – 1979 Porsche ‘Whale tail’ – 1963 Corvette ‘Stingray’ – 1958 Austin Healey – ‘Frog Eye’ Sprite – 1970 Opel ‘Manta; that’s just a few!; thanks ‘Steve.’
Naturlaufer – Moccasins in a classic design – If your name is ‘Daisy’ ‘Daisy,’ give your answer, do! I’m half crazy, all for the love of ‘shoes.’ A florally created; kaleidoscope arrangement; these moccasins would be fitting in any newly decorated home or public building; could even be handheld, when out shopping, or on the way home. These super-soft leather – hand-sewn – are very flexible – suitable for loose inlay soles; they have a 2.5 cms heel-height, just perfect!. (The women that wear these moccasins, know the smell of sweet success, and are not ‘blooming’-wallflowers; they love it in the ‘Spring’ if you know what I mean!)
‘Ladies’ run for the hills if he says ‘He hasn’t got a ‘carriage’, telling you, that you’ll look ‘sweet’, on the ‘seat’, of any ‘bicycle’ made for two; ask him to get a red ‘Ferrari’ Daisy Daisy! If, he wants to get anywhere close to your chassis.
How about a red 1947 ‘125 S’ ‘Ferrari’ Steve, you’ll look good in that!; hmmm, I think I shall look it up, Joe 90!.
Naturalizer – Adiline Loafer – These black wet-look/patent, call them what you want, have the on-trend cleated sole, which updates the classic silhouette; a bridging strap; N5 Contour cushioned footbed; removable insole; and a slight wedge; available in various colours. (The women that wear these shoes, like to make bold statements; the lawyer type; that shop at ‘Ikea’; and love spider monkeys, they will take you ‘briefs’ down before you can say ‘Y-fronts if you know what I mean?.)
ARA – Kayla Loafer – Ladies I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it, And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want shoes, I want shoes!; I am oh, so, jealous ladies, honestly!; this fantastic loafer, with a slick broguing and tassel detailing; suitable for all-day activities;
the panel has voted 5 out of 5 by ‘A Gentlemen Perspective.’ review; perfection does not need alteration. (The women that wear these shoes are dangerous; warning, if she offers you the bed or couch for the night; first make sure you listen to the lyrics, of ‘I’m so excited.’, trust me prepare yourself; male or female.) Pointer Sisters – ‘I’m So Excited’ – 1983
We want, ‘Steve.’ We want, ‘Steve.’ We want, ‘Steve.’ We want ‘Steve’!.
‘Steve,’ I’m about to lose control, and I just can’t hide; how about an ‘EV, (electric vehicle) a BMW i3!.
Paul Green – Leather Loafer – This Tom-boy looking loafer designed explicitly for the ultra-feminine in mind; exquisite embellished metallic (bee) buckle detailing; striped upper; almond-shaped toe; smooth leather; classic apron seam; with a delectable sumptuous silhouette, ‘to boot’!. (These shoes worn be tough (socially intelligent) cookies;
(formerly in the ‘Boy Scouts’) primarily eat fruit for lunch, however, will consume leaves, flowers, and insects; (like ‘Bear Grylls’ – OBE) they prefer their rainforest (‘closet’) undisturbed if you know what I mean?. Dyb – dyb, dyb – dyb! (Do your best!)
Mytheresa – ‘Ganni’ – Loafers – Ladies, look at me, I’m a nonconformist, that’s right!. Yes, with a seriously square heel!; yes, with a seriously round mouth!; and yes, I walk around like I own the place!; comfortable contemporary and versatile; wearing my brown snake-skin, showing off my endearing jewel embellishment on my upper!; but guess what? Influencers adore me; as do editors globally. (The women that wear these shoes have got soul, funky,’, and most probably married to ‘Barry White’; ‘Ladies, ‘let the music play.’ movin’ kickin’ groovin’.) ‘Let the music play’ – Barry White – 1976
Joe 90, ‘I’ve got hide what’s killin’ me inside’!; I adore the BMW I3, I took your advice; let the music play!.
L. K Bennett – ‘Shana’ Green Croc-Effect Flats – First was a ‘snake’, and now we have a croc. A modern contemporary classic every day, anytime alternative to the traditional flat loafer. Pictured here in green, they also come in brown; and have a rounded toe – very casual, very fun. These loafers suit a ‘Piscean’ (‘Emily Blunt’) or ‘Taurian’ (‘Cher’) woman that lives near biscuit factory, is bubbly, grounded, and would marry ‘Willy Wonka’ at the drop of a hat; she just wants a little chocolate on her biscuit, if you know what I mean?.
I have shown you, a comprehensive, and honest view of what a ‘Gentleman’ likes, in the way of what shoes (loafers) styles women wear, and what gets their hearts racing? While having a bit of fun.
‘However’, my commitment to yourselves, regardless of creed – colour – gender or any other persuasion, is solely, to help your search in finding the perfect ‘amazing shoes’, and getting, the best ‘amazing results’.
If you care to read my ‘About Me’ page, you will get the whole story of, how ‘Joe 90” arrived here today.
Please, feel free to leave any comments; and be lucky!