Shhh! … ‘Cartoon Superhero Shoes‘, I have a ‘Shoe Fetish’; I adore fantastic looking women’s shoes. Shoes that have the ‘Law of Attraction‘.
I am not the only one with a shoe fetish; looking at the list; Which I have mentioned in my previous articles.
I love my disposition my ‘fetish’!; however, I think of it; more of an ‘Obsession’ or ‘Hobby’ to be honest ‘Female Superheros.’
I, Joe 90, and my ‘Panel’, ‘The ‘GPP ‘, we inform on the shoes’ Women’ wear, and ‘Gentlemen’; Perceive have the ‘Law of Attraction’.
So, my lovely ladies; this is how it goes; The ‘GP’ The ‘Gentlemen Perspective’ research, source, pick, and choose; The shoes they feel have the ‘Law of Attraction’, and then we showcase them. It’s as simple as that; And, remember, ‘Ladies’, not what Women’ feel are appealing; Lovable or even cute. (Like it or not!)
Why not go to his comments page, treat yourselves, (‘go on’!) and take a look at the messages females have left;
like; ‘Aparna’ ‘Roy’ ‘Lucie’ ‘Mark’ ‘Ann’ ‘Darren’ ‘Suzanne’ ‘Brian’ ‘Harish’ ‘Jason’ ‘Felicity’ ‘Asraful’; You, could be oh-so-surprised ladies!; (‘Shock horror’!)
Jontae wrote; This website is really cool first of all. It doesn’t feel welcoming for men, and I’m sure that is your intent. I’m not offended by the tone of your site, in fact, it is genius. You know exactly what you are doing, and you do it in the coolest way possible. Reading the comments made me even happier for you. People absolutely love you and your work. The shoes are dope too! I’m gonna send a female family member to your site and see if she engages with you. I think her and her girls would love you and shop with you a lot. You put your heart in this man. You’re an expert. I WILL NOT SEND MY MOTHER TO YOU!!!. (End quote!)
Apart from feeling that the site was more for the female; And he would not send his Mother to me, ha, ha!; The rest, Jontae felt was excellent! I, ‘Joe 90’; Would like to remind ‘Jontae’ and any other ‘Gentlemen’ that may come across this/my website;
My commitment to yourselves, regardless of creed colour gender or any other persuasion, is solely, to help your search in finding the perfect ‘amazing shoes’, and getting, the best’ amazing results. ‘Jontae’; ‘Gentlemen’; This website is not exclusively for ‘Women’; Jontae; Remember! Gentlemen like myself do buy the occasional (Sneakers etc.) footwear for their partners; bear that in mind.
Note; Any scantily dressed photos of women; Are chosen by our partners and female friends, OK!
Things to look-out for, are the descriptions of the shoe;
Which women they feel; Wear ‘what’ footwear; And the type of ‘Women’ they maybe!. Take offence if you like!; They don’t mean any harm!; We aim to put a humorous spin on things!, OK!.
‘Cartoon Female Superhero Shoes‘
The feminine; All-round exceptional ‘females’.
We ‘Female Superheros’ have the ‘Law of Attraction‘; We standout on the ‘High-Streets’; You can’t miss us!;
Hi, my name; Kim Possible. As ‘Joe 90’ has extended his break; This week he has gone to a ‘Fetish Shoe Festival’. I have the job of walking you around today.
Kim Possible; (Yob-1961) I am an average high-school cheerleader (And I like a bit of leather!); In my spare time, I save the world from ‘Supervillains’. I have a best friend (‘Ron Stoppable‘) with benefits. (He has a pet mole rat called ‘Rufus’); We have been friends from the first day at preschool! (Eventually, we get it on and he shaggs me!) He serves mainly as my eccentric (blonde) wiry build; Classic ‘bubbling’ immature idiotic white looser male sidekick. Drat! Drat! And Double Drat! He likes Dick! If you know what I mean?. Yes, ‘Dick Dastardly’!
When not defeating the bad guys, I have to cope with the typical stresses of, family and my social life. Now, twenty-three years old, you will find me hanging around at any ‘Hilton Hotel’, with The ‘Invisible Women’and ‘Harley Quinn’, pickpocketing; Lonely defenceless one-eyed bald guy’s. I, ‘Kim Impossible‘; Have had many a two-some with ‘Shego;
‘Shego‘ kinda likes me!; (Shego; She has a ‘Child Development Degree) I am a wild child; A tearaway, that ran away from home and my family to be a dominatrix villain. I am an incredible athletic ‘head-peeler’; If you know what I mean? See my previous article; ‘Female Superheros’ (The ‘Wasp’) Some; Like me! ‘Female Cartoon Superheros’ can fly utilising insectoid wings; release, biometrics energy blasts; (Errr! Fanny Shield Blasts!) Which has been used on ‘Ron Stoppable’ and other innocent ‘Gentlemen’. I dare you to come to my house! (‘Gentlemen, don’t go!) You will get Dinky! Dinky! Toyed!.
You will leave with your pants around your ankles; With a jar of ‘Vaseline‘ stuck to your left hand; Which is free of charge!; (I’m nice like that!) Driving home, you will hit every apex; That’s if you remember where you even live. Shabba! Stabba! Yoo!
So! The next morning; Your ‘Mom‘ (Where’s Dad?) visits you; She looks at your eyes, and says, what big eyes you have! They look ‘bossed? and what big teeth you have!’ They look bossed? And what a big Boop-Oop-a-Doop You have!
You sheepishly reply; Sorry ‘Mom’! Suzy was giving away free Vaseline. Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
The ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ that wears ‘GP’ type of footwear refuses to take ‘Boop-Oop-a-Doop from anyone; Double trust me!
Kim Possible – Madison Margiela – Ankle – Boot. – Every ‘Female Superhero’ likes to put the boot in, now and again;
Go badass kicking, in these; So here she makes an entrance with these black punchy colourful laser beams; Made of leather multicoloured pattern zipper closure round toe line geometric heel leather lining leather sole.
Kim Possible – Freddie Bootie – In White Capretto – It’s Impossible not to fall hopelessly in love with these stunning angelic white ‘Freddie’ booties. ‘Ron would love you more too. These booties were created with leather uppers – side zip closure – with 11cm Heel. These boots are great for partying and crimefighting!.
Hey ‘Penelope Pitstop’!; How’s your ‘Compact Pussy‘? (‘Compact Pussy’? Google it!) I hope you are still keeping that, Drat! Drat! and Double Drat! – ‘Dick’ far away from it?
2 – Female Cartoon Superhero – Heeled Snake Boots/High-Heel Shoes.
Poison Ivy – (Yob-1966) – ‘Poison Ivy‘; It has been rumoured, (Shit it’s true!) that she’s (‘Shagged) ‘Batman’ occasional romantic interest.
She is a ‘weed’ dealer by day; Around ‘Gotham City’; who possesses a poisonous touch, enhanced physical abilities, and a supernatural control over (‘Weed’) plant life; I’ll go even further to prove my point;
She uses plants and toxins and mind-controlling pheromones (see what I mean!) for her criminal activities; Supposedly, to protect endangered species (Meaning; You can’t get this one ‘stoned’ easy!) and the natural environment from the careless actions of humans. Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
Poison Ivy; This girl knows how to ‘Swing’. (Dirty Fact!) She is supposed to have ‘Dirty Shagged Batman enough times.; I have explained ‘Shagged’! (Rook & Bind) and teams up frequently, and ‘shaggs’ with others’ Swingers’; ‘Catwoman’ and ‘Harley Quinn’, with Harley being her close friend and romantic partner. ‘Poison Ivy-ettes,’ (Fans); Are you missing out? Everyone’s at it. Yabba! Dabba! Doo!
She ‘Swings’ (Dirty ‘Shaggs!) with a gang called; The Birds of Prey. Check this! A Cat; A Bat; Some Poison Ivy; (aka ‘Weed’) Birds of Prey; The Fantastic Four’ & The ‘Avengers’; All being Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! (Don’t look left!)
All we need now is someone to come up with ‘Doggy Fashion Man’; A good recipe for COVID 19; Boop-Oop-a-Doop!. (Dirty!) Oh, and Don’t look to the left! You still looked!.!
Furthermore, even further!; More further! Even! (Think you got a head-ache!) She’s depicted as an antiheroine or a hero; Often doing the wrong things for the right reasons; Like ‘selling’ weed on the one hand! (Oh, the evil ‘Female Cartoon Superhero!) Then letting her ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ hair down for a while from crimefighting and (‘Shagging’) all-night intellectual conversation instead. Boop-Oop-a-Doop! (So, that what they call it; Intellectual conversation, eh!) Don’t look to the left! Got you again!.
(Remember, not me, ‘Kim possible’)
I know the answer, silly!
Poison Ivy – Steve Madden – Kinga Heeled – Blue Snakeskin Boot – A snake-embossed synthetic upper boot; perfect for a wheeler-dealer like Poison Ivy. These boots have that mind-blowing look; an incredible pull-on boot; with a 9cm heel. Wearing these boots; You will not be doing the right thing, for the right reason; Making other ‘Birds of Prey’ turn green like ‘Hulk’.
Poison Ivy – Dune – Masquerade – Multi – Crossover – Strap – Platform – High Heels – Poison Ivy; The wild child; would appreciate these buckle fastening – patent – outstanding synthetic 2cm platform front – sleek – but chunky 11cm heeled – sandal toe shoes;
The iridescent metallic finish; will makes any ‘Poison Ivy’ fan proud; Perfect for a night of partying. We at the ‘GP’ ‘The Gentlemen Perspective’, worship and adore; Women like ‘Poison Ivy’; Most often, she does not take things or herself seriously; (I wish she would wear shoes; She’s always barefoot!) Dirty!; Trust me!. I have something to say to ‘Betty Boop’; Boop-Oop-a-Doop!.
The Invisible Woman; Originally known as the Invisible Girl – ‘aka Susan’ Sue’ Storm Richards (Dob; 1961) – ‘Mutant’; The ability of ‘Invisibility’; If you show her respect; She will treat you with a look at her force fields! (All Four’ of them!) Do you know I mean? What!; No reply, huh!?
This is true to form, in the case of The ‘Invisible Woman’; Sue likes ‘Foursomes’; (Who doesn’t like foursomes ladies, eh!?) She offers a wide range of services; She charges $1000 to see the ‘Shield Blast’ thing! The most ‘Joe 90’ always spends is $5000 (And! Worth every ‘dollar’); The Vaseline is always free. Sue’s little group is called ‘The Fantastic (Fanny) Four-some’. Well, I love the foreplay; I like squirting;
I especially like it, when in a ‘Four-some; ‘Batman’ and ‘Spiderman’ squirt – shoot in my face; With their ‘super-extra-large’ ‘water pistols’; Well, I think it’s water; Making perfect lines; (I don’t think its actually water), that they shoot out of their pistols, but whatever it is? It’s better than any moisturiser. You can’t buy that stuff at ‘Harrods’, my dear! … anyway? Good shot Sir, good shot!.
You need a chat with the ‘Invisible Woman’. ‘Independent’; Female Cartoon Superheros’ and women that wear ‘Sandals and High-Heels’ are the pillars of justice; They are enormous ‘Superhero’ warriors in our ‘Universe’; A feminine (lipstick) survivor.
The Invisible Woman – Roger Vivier – Court – Sandal – No, a Fantastic ‘One’! However, what a ‘One’! A unique sandal – soft patent leather effect – embellished with rhinestones – rich solid pink colour – buckle fastening – sleek, narrow toe line – gorgeous spike heel – leather lined – leather sole. I have something to say to ‘Penelope Pitstop’; HAY-ULP! HAY-ULP! = (HELP! HELP!)
The Invisible Woman – RAYE – Fang – Bootie – In Brown Snake – ‘Superheroes’ you will not be bitten by these opulent snakeskin booties; Created with embossed stretch (pull-on) textile upper – with leather sole – 11cm heel. A superb desirable bootie for those autumn days or nights. These charming are made for ‘Superheroes’; Booties with Telepathic and Telekinetics abilities. I have something to say to Daria; Have a nice (‘Grey) day’!
Jessica Rabbit – (Yob -1988) – She is depicted as ‘Roger Rabbits‘ human toon wife. Hey, this girl can sing. She is renowned as one of the best know sex symbols in animation. Typically thought to be modelled on the actress ‘Veronica Lake’, however, in truth, it was ‘Vicki Dougan’; (Who never set Hollywood alight) a lesser-known and near-forgotten actress; That put ‘Jessica Rabbit’ on the map.
Any red-blooded pervert, (including ‘Joe 90’) can’t help ‘gorping’ if they happen to be walking behind this type of ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’; ‘Gentlemen would even cross the road, and follow them, for a few blocks; Dirty! Dirty! Dirty Dirty Dirty; So Diirrrtty!
This ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ is fit; Statuesque tall; Oh So-voluptuous!; With curvy slender hourglass figure; narrow waist, large, broad hips, fair skin, luxurious red hair; (That red thing again!) Don’t; You know what I am going to say! (Don’t look left!)
What more can a ‘Gentleman’ want?. Please don’t look to the left, or you might end up like ‘Ron Stoppable.’ (I am not taking responsibility, for your actions)
Then your ‘Mom’ makes an unexpected visit to your home early the next morning!; Might ask you; ‘Have you visited, that ‘Suzy Wong’ or that, ‘Kim Possible’?; Especially! If she spots the Vaseline still stuck to your ‘left’ hand!.
The Women that wear this type of footwear wants you always to make her laugh, always buy her red stilettos, always buy her purple opera gloves, gold earrings; And as you can see; She loves a rabbit if you know what I mean?. Yabba Dabba, Screw That! (Don’t look to the left!)
Jessica Rabbit – Sugar Thrillz – Spice All Night – ‘Superheros’; Feeling hot, hot, hot?; Fit for any real hot-blooded ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ – red; on-point super soft stilettos – created with seductive ribbon lace closures; Pointed toes and side zip closure finish. All that is needed is a long red dress; Say the ‘GP’; I said, don’t look to the left! (Didn’t I?)
Jessica Rabbit – Ted Baker – Zelania – White – Flats. These shoes are a mix between a mule – sandal – clog. These sandals are durable – comfortable; A beautiful smoothly crafted slip-on, with interlocking crisscross open toe front; A low flatform heel, with distinctive croc-effect straps, Finished with a mini gold ‘T’ badge. The women that wear this type of footwear like to look and feel unique; Look snazzy in these sexy leather mules; Are the perfect piece to accent your holiday wardrobe; timeless; leather lining, and rubber sole; a very comfortable warm-weather friend – mules remind me of a cake, that can be bought at a fancy ‘patisserie’.
Daria Morgendorffer – (Yob-1993) – With oversized glasses and cynical observations; While dealing with, socially, challenging everyday situations. ‘Gentlemen’! The ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ that wear these type shoes are; Brainy and sardonic; They tend to fly under the radar, like your local ‘drug-dealer’, or ‘Boris Johnson‘ and seems to be doing a great job. Drat! Drat! And Double Drat!.
Daria; Is not getting that sugar (water!?) stuff, on her face; Which! To date, no one has explained to me what the materials called in the pistols. Is it really ‘sugar’ water?. (Again, Don’t look to the left!.)
Daria; Or ‘Daria-ettes’ have ISTJ; (Hey! Google it!) They are the most intelligent human species, by a few notches! (Google it!) Someone with Introverted; Observant Thinking, and Judging Personality Traits. (Like a ‘Virgo’, on the one hand!) Single-mined, dedicated, perfectionist; methodical; practical; thoughtful; well organised; with a deep sense of humanity; one of the most careful star signs.
The ‘Female Cartoon Superheroes’ that wear this type of footwear; Can talk themselves in and out, of the most foot-in-the mouth situations; As they shift so fast to worry about embarrassing moments;
Most often they move on, being misrepresented as two-faced; Humorous; Intellectually curious; Pioneering; Innovative; Rarely have hidden agendas; They can talk the back legs of a chair. Usually, they have a readily (anytime) available friend; When they need a break from all the clueless masses around them. Boop-Oop-Doop!
Daria Morgendorffer – Daniel – Adril – Leopard – Boots. A day-to-day must-have in your ‘Female Superhero’ life. (and closet) These ‘Cats’ love the dark; So, whether it’s Ibiza partying hard, or Rio; Brazil, Carnival; These iconic, timeless contemporary – chic – ankle booties – are simple yet stylish; Wear at ease pull-on style companions. These ‘Female Cartoon Superheroes’ prowl day and night; Crafted from premium leopard-print calf hair upper; Soft luxurious leather lining; Featuring classic pointed toe strapped stiletto heel finishes the silhouette. I have something to say! Get lost, all of you!.
Velma Dinkley – Casadei – Leopard Velvet – Over The Knee Boots – Get deep down and dirty; These knee-length are fitting for the dirty, dirty, dirty ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’. Perfect party footwear; Stylish velvet upper- Pointed toe 12omm blade heel; Leather sole; The ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’; That wears these knee-length boots; Know how to play really ‘Dirty’! Dirty! Dirty! trust me. ‘Gentlemen’, you have been warned!. (Remember; I am ‘Kim Possible’. (No.2 Shield Blaster!) The ‘Invisible Woman’ is No.1
Ladies; adore the raw; runway leopard print spots; Created from soft suede; with pointy toes; The ‘Gentlemen Perspective’ voted these 8/10. (Perfect partner – The Invisible Woman)
Don’t look to the left! The ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ that wears this kind of footwear refuses to take ‘Boop-Oop-a-Doop from anyone; Double trust me!
Velma – aka – Velma Dinkley (Yob-1969) This dirty ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’, wears the same; Dirty old baggy; Dirty Dirty ‘Orange’; Dirty Dirty Dirty’ Turtleneck’; Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Short; Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty; Red pleated skirt; Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty knee socks; Same Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty’ ‘Mary Jane’ Shoes; Same Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty square glasses; From Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty’ Birth’!. (However, many a man, (and women), would still ‘Shagg’ her! Trust me!)
Her panties are Red; part ‘White, part ‘Blue’; Like the ‘Union Jack’; Velma’s panties, never come down? (Well, not for men; Google it!) Which she never loses (She’s not like ‘Blo Peep’). Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!, the ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’; She’s so Dirty!; Cartoon Superhero’; Shaggy; (poor boy) Gave this ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ a Boop-Oop-a-Doop!’; Don’t look to the left look. You meddling kid!
Velma; Was just! And I mean just!; Over the legal age for dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Hot! Very hot! Sweaty! Very sweaty! Lustful, very lustful! Dirty! Sweaty! Lustful! very, deep!, very deep salacious, very salacious (Boop-Oop-Doop) ‘conversations’. (Google – Shagging!; Meaning; Shagged) Done!.
Do you know, his surname is ‘Rogers’; Figure it out;
What kind of brain?; The girl, don’t change her flaming panties, trust me!. (For heaven’s sake ‘Scooby-Doo’, where are you!?; You got skid marks to clean now!.) The Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Female Cartoon Superhero!. Drat! Drat! And Double Drat! And Triple Drat! Don’t look to the left! OK! You have just had your picture taken!
Velma Dinkley – Ahhh!; MSGM’s offering highlights pink – yellow and white calf leather upper – the distinctive panelled colour block design is sumptuous; With a round toe – branded insole – pinked edges – slip-on – and front penny strap. Verdict – Shoes for the women that have a dining room, but, likes to eat in the bedroom!, If you know what I mean? (Probably a ‘Sagittarian’; Always looking for lost wells ‘, and next Thursday!)
Release those hidden forbidden pleasures, in these opulent, yet flattering and comfortable mules; clear two leather straps – elegant pointed toe – faux fur pearl embellishments. All those ‘Velma’ fans deserve these mules; Can’t you see; how timeless, elegant and alluring they are?. Velma, you dirty ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’. I have nothing to say to you! Trust me! The ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’ that wears this kind of footwear refuses to take ‘Boop-Oop-a-Doop from anyone.
Betty Boop – (Yob -1930) – First appeared in the ‘Talkartoon’ and ‘Betty Boop’ film series!. Betty, a real dish! Made her first appearance in ‘Dizzy Dishes’. (‘a six min short’) Initially, ‘Betty’, was portrayed, as an ‘African American’ Woman; A talking singing ‘French Poodle’, with long floppy ears.
That’s Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty! (Dirty!) Soon after, Betty’s ears became earrings; Appearing along-side animated characters like ‘Popeye’ The ‘Sailor Man’. Hey! Look up ‘Popeye’s background; It was never ‘Spinach’!, that made him strong and bold; No Rastafari!; Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
Betty had a boyfriend he was called ‘Bimbo‘, (aka ‘Fitz’) and was depicted as a tubby, black and white cartoon pup. ‘Kim Possible’, has made sure; She has better shoes than, that (‘Dirty! Dirty’) ‘Female Superhero’, ‘Cinderella’. (‘Yabba Dabba Doo!’) Trust me!
However, the Drat! Drat! and Double Drat and Triple Drat!; Dicks! ‘Bastardly’ at the studios; Transformed her into a ‘White’ woman. Betty remained that way until they finally retired her character. Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty Dirty!; (The ‘Bastardley’s!) Listen, I ‘Kim Possible’ say; ‘Female Cartoon Superheroes’ Lives Matter’!) Betty was ‘White Washed’!.
Betty Boop – Prada – Fringe-trimmed Leather – Slingback – Pumps – A sort of ‘Female Superhero’ friend with, (fringe) benefits; These dynamic ‘Female Superhero’ offerings are, a fusion of classic and contemporary finesse; A combination of superbly arranged colours; navy, yellow, and white; It’s your lucky day; Mules crafted in soft creamy leather; invokes feelings towards the penny loafer; These pointed toes – silver-tone – adorable silhouette – metal studs mules; Are ‘Bat‘ Superhero stylish: Made in Italy.
Betty Boop – Storm – Gianvito Rossi – Anna 55 Leopard-print Calf Hair Slingbacks – A storm in a teacup Hardly!?. These pumps combine a kitten heel; for sophistication – leopard-print – smooth calf hair – a classic pointy toe – slingback – with straps and a unique signature circular buckle; The exquisite ‘Superhero’ footwear for the virtuous. (Believe it, or not?)
Storm – aka – Ororo Monroe; Previewed previously in my ‘Female Superhero’ article; A tribal ‘Princess’ of Kenya. (Job; Headmistress) (Note; The first female ‘Superhero’ of colour.) ‘Gentlemen’, be aware of these types of ‘Female Superhero’; They always wear slick shoes; Are skilled, seasoned pickpockets and bi-curious ‘Female Superheroes’; Trained by the best; I have warned you! (She needs to hook up with Welma Dinkley, (You know!) Dirty ‘panties’! And Poison Ivy! Rastafari!
If you catch her stealing from you; ‘Gentlemen’; Tie the ‘Witch’ up!; Take her make-up away!; Nail her to shopping trolley; Fill it with ten dead rabbits! One pair of laddered tights: Five 10-year-old dead fish; Throw-in, seven boxes of chocolates; Put everything in an ‘old trunk! Then roll the lot over a cliff (‘Dirty‘)
‘Storm‘ is associated with a group called; ‘Dem Sex-Men Dem‘! (Another one; That has multiple orgasms!) She went around drug dealer ‘Poison Ivy’s house one night; She got ‘Shagged’ by The ‘Birds of Prey‘ and ‘Batman’; After swallowing vast amounts of ‘Poison Ivy’ (If you know what I mean? Boop-Oop-a-Doop!.The dirty, naughty, dirty, ‘Female Superhero’.
Shhh! Once Black Panther’ threw the cheating thieving ‘Witch‘; Into a huge old trunk; For stealing and cheating on him; The good man!; Now they’re divorced; She has a ‘Compact Pussy’ (Google; Compact Pussy) When I say, do not look left, I mean don’t, ok!.
Storm – Tony Bianco – Black – Patent – Gloss – Croc – Bootie – Mess with this ‘Female Superhero, and she might bite your legs; With these Croc-embossed faux gloss patent upper; Man-made leather – pull-on style – pointed toe – wicked Heel – cool and calm – comfortable and contemporary. From Whichever angle, these ankle boots turn heads. I have something to say to ‘Betty Boop’; Nice shoes!
Storm – Malone Souliers – Marion – Slingback – Pumps – Fans of Storm expect Sophistication, well, these classic Slingbacks are creating a storm all over the place – with a classic pointy toe – unique kitten stiletto heel height – adjustable strap with contrasting colours and materials – versatile fit. Let’s face it!; The women and ‘Female Superheroes’ that wear this type of footwear, have high morals and standards. I have something to say; I am virtuous!.
Wilma Flintstone – (Yob-1959) Newspaper reporter; Housewife; Caterer; Married; Has a child called ‘Pebbles; (Why Oh Why! To ‘Fred’?) He is as bad as that other ‘Cartoon Superhero’, ‘Homer’ from the ‘Simpsons, trust me!. Did you look to the left?)
Don’t look to the left!. What did I say, huh! What were you hoping, you perv!. There’s nothing there!.
But rest assured ‘It’ does always match and very Vaseline sheen. Wilma a clean ‘housewife’; Yabba dabba doo! With a ‘Caveman’ like ‘Fred’?; Wilma; Often criticising him; For pursuing various ‘Caveman’ style ill-fated ‘Shagging’ positions; As for ‘Cave Party’s’. He hasn’t a clue, the dinosaur; She bails ‘Fred’ out most often; By stopping him digging himself into (the) wrong holes. Yabba Dappa Ouch!.
Wilma often spends fuelled nights out with Betty, her next-door neighbour; Their planning to visit The ‘Birds of Prey’ and ‘Batman’ soon. She is too level-headed, (Or so she makes out!) as a person; In and out of her marriage. She is still married; Yabba Dabba Doo!. Oh Yes! After all these years, eh! However, ‘Fred,’ (Who she thinks is dumb) has picked up the scent, oh and it’s not ‘Chanel’ No. 5; It’s more ‘Sex 69’. (What and where ‘Wilma’ and ‘Betty’ get up too when they go out together; Is a stab in the dark, most often! (If you know what I mean?.)
Wilma Flintstone – MIU MIU – Embellished Slingback Pumps – Adorned to the pointed-toe of these adorable and skilfully crafted ‘iconic’ pumps are jewels – ultra on-trend – mystical – magical – elegant – conjured up for the woman that wants to feel like a true ‘princess’ in every way, with a cut-away side, with a strap, not to mention the most beautiful Heel, I mean, ‘just look.’ Listen, if you are limited on funds, shop around for something similar, you may most certainly find your ‘prince charming.’ (Shoes for a Goddess)
Wilma Flintstone – Nine West – Mtaya – Pumps – Are gorgeous, attractive, in-your-face ‘leopard-print’ pointed-toe shoe with crisscross buckled straps and studded in grommet detailing at the upper with calf hair trust me, ladies, buy a pair of ‘Capri’ pants; Then go and see ‘Tony’, (Your hairdresser, then, get your nails done and find yourself a nice Brazilian, yeah man! (Epic shoes for the Ambitious)
Wilma Flintstone – Jewel Badgley Mischka – ‘Ronnie booties’ – If there is one thing about me!, (Joe 90) I take my job very seriously, from any angle, these – stylish – voguish shoes – pairing a slouched at shaft profile – are fashionable at any time, day-or-night, with a great pair on jeans – subtle and effective elegance, a pointed-toe, pull on high heel ‘bootie‘, with fabric upper. (For the ‘lets party‘ girl)
10 – Female Cartoon Superhero – Studded Ankle Boots/White Ankle Boots.
Penelope Pitstop – aka – ‘Pretty Penny‘ – (Yob-1968) – Oh this ‘Petty Penny’; Is worth a fortune; She is an heiress; She has a guardian, who wants to kill her off to get her money; He is ‘Sylvester Sneekly‘!
The Women that wear these type of footwear (below) are very feminine; adore the colour ‘Pink’; She goes ‘Swinging’ (plays golf) loves it; ‘Penny‘ is quite up-front about it. She does not mind being the only girl in the ‘Swinging’ group line-up! (In fact, she likes it like that!). ‘HAY-ULP’! HAY-ULP!
Don’t be fooled, (No!, No!, No!) by the; ‘Oh, I am a damsel-in-distress’ portrayal; These ‘Pretty Pennie’s’, are clever and resourceful (They use, let’s say!; Unconventional ways, like, psychological manipulation; To turn ‘Gentlemen’s’ heads (and women), if you know what I mean?. An admirable ‘A’ -Lister; HAY-ULP! HAY-ULP!
‘Penny‘ and, ‘Pretty Penny-ettes‘ (her ‘fans’) Notably drive around in a pink car called ‘The Compact Pussycat!’; What message are they sending out?. ‘HAY-ULP’! HAY-ULP!
Her nice lush, beautiful ‘Compact Pussy’; Looks sweet, I can tell you!; I, Kim Possible, has seen it; It looks ‘Phat‘! I can vouch for her! I know ‘Joe 90’ would love to have a go! He would be all over it!
He has been a wheeler & dealer of ‘Compact Pussies’ – for years; His partner is often seen driving around town, like a ‘Pretty Penny-ette’. (Often targeted by some ‘Dick!’)
It gets so bad that; ‘Shame-poo’; Would backfire hitting the rest of The Birds of Prey and ‘Batman in their faces!. (Almost as bad, as those water pistols at ‘Swingers’ parties!)
The Perils of ‘Penelope Pitstop’ and ‘Penny-ettes’; They cruise around; arms hanging out the car window when they drive; Drying their arm-pits; Appling nail polish (Having a shave, in the mirror; If you know what I mean?; (Is that dirty?)
Don’t look to the left! (It’s just some Dicks!) ‘Apologise’
The misguided ‘Female Cartoon Superhero’; Her habit once caused a ‘Piles-Up‘ down a back passage. The owner of the house was ‘PISSED’;
The ‘Pretty Penny’ and ‘Pretty Penny-ettes’; Often manages to get herself out of any trouble; They love pink and are ‘pink’ inside! Or, so I heard; (What I mean is!); They are not ‘black’ the of heart!.
They always look the part out driving. ‘Drat! Drat! And double Drat! And ‘Triple Drat’!
Penelope Pitstop – Valdosta Studded Bootie In Black & Silver Stick the boot in ‘Female Superhero’s’!; an excellent example of a studded leather upper ankle; Adjustable bootie buckle Exceptional high-quality cut-out detailing Stylish metal toe ‘Hard-wear’ 8cm Heel. Boots fully stitched; Well constructed; Comfortable; Rated 10 out of 10 by the ‘GP’.
Penelope Pitstop – Jigsaw – Adrienne – Leather – Ankle – Boot – Pretty Penny’s heart would be racing if she saw these gorgeous Italian lambskin boots with natural coloured interior, with a squared-off pointed-toe silhouette and leather sole. Angelic! Yabba Dabba Doo!
These stiletto heels; are flattering, what’s not to like?. Comfortable elegantly frame your feet, not to mention the supreme sleek pointed toe.; side zip closure 11cm Heel; White bright, what a delight!.
Kim Possible has shown you, a comprehensive, and an honest view of what a ‘Gentleman’ likes, in the way of what shoe styles women wear, and what gets their hearts racing?; While having a bit of fun.
Love you, bye.
‘However’, his commitment to yourselves, regardless of creed colour gender or any other persuasion, is solely, to help your search in finding the perfect ‘amazing shoes’, and getting, the best’ amazing results’.
If you care to read my ‘About Me’ page, you will get the whole story of, how ‘Joe 90 arrived here today.
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