10 Nursery Rhyme Women’s Loafer-Style Shoes.
Hey, Shhh! … Can you keep a secret?, I have a ‘Shoe Fetish’, It appears that I am not alone; I am not the only one with a shoe fetish; looking at the list of men’s names linked to the making and designing of women’s shoes, which I have mentioned in my previous articles. (Andre Perugia – Rodger Viver – Patrick Cox; as examples!
I love my disposition, ha, ha; my ‘fetish’!; however, I think of it; more of an ‘Obsession’ or ‘Hobby’ to be honest ‘Girls!.
If you have been following my articles, you will know; I, Joe 90, and my ‘Panel’, ‘The ‘GPP ‘, we inform on the shoes’ Women’ wear, and ‘Gentlemen’; Perceive have the ‘Law of Attraction‘.
So, my lovely ladies; this is how it flows; The ‘GP’ The ‘Gentlemen Perspective’ research, source, pick, and choose; The shoes they feel have the ‘Law of Attraction’, and then we showcase them. It’s as simple as that; And, remember, ‘Ladies’, not what Women’ feel are appealing; Lovable or even cute.
(Like it or not!.)
‘The gentle euphonious voice of the ‘Gentlemen”.
Things to look-out for, are the descriptions of the shoe; Which women they feel; Wear ‘what’ footwear; And the type of ‘Women’ they maybe!. Take offence if you like!; They don’t mean any harm!; They want to put a humorous spin on things!, OK!.
Hey’! Put those claws away!
Before you start bashing him with your ‘Louis Vuitton’ and ‘Gucci’ handbags’.
Why not go to his comments page, treat yourselves, (‘go on’!) and take a look at the messages females have left, like (‘Shanta, Felicity’ ‘Ann’ Suzanne’ Harish’), and, you, yourself, could be oh-so-surprised ladies!;(‘Shock horror’!)
Ladies, the ‘Gentlemen are starting to run rings around you! I am getting more, (visits) men to my site than women, now that’s, surprisingly weird, ‘surprisingly’.
Incredibly; I have learned a lot by, (‘you‘) ‘Gentlemen’ reading my article; I gained a lot of knowledge from it; Everton I did not realise, you were going to be crying out for ‘MORE’;
Thank you so much for reading my article; ‘Payton’, I felt proud; Of the fact you felt, The website was ‘nice’; (Oh, that’s so pleasing to the eyes;
You felt I kept you engaged; By, how I had made navigating the article page was easy; Because of the way I had segmented my article; Which, made it enjoyable and informative to read, and follow.
(Oh, Ladies, do you remember ‘Steve’?); Just to let you know; He went to work for this rehashed Start-up ‘Company’, called ‘Hush Your Mouth Puppies’; Didn’t get started at all; Now he is looking for a new job; Oh, and he still has the red ‘Ferrari’; And, the car had no scratches!?.
However, BMW; Big ‘Mac’-Willy, or ‘BIG WILLY’; To cut things short (Ouch!); ‘My Uncle’, Is now working with the ‘GPP’ – The ‘Gentleman Perspective’ Panel; And, has flown over to help me; When he, ‘Steve’ left!
Don’t worry; he has good teeth, but only has one eye. (If, you know what I mean!); Old enough to have a free ‘Travel Pass’;
However, he now drives ‘Steve’s, former electric vehicle; A ‘saving the planet’ BMW i3; Registration number, ‘BMW 13’; ‘Joe 90’, has a BMW i3 also, reg number ‘BRO2 BAD’!.
However, I did not tell ‘Steve’, that my faithful, reliable, unconditional loving, ‘Willy’, will be around, for only a month; As he has a big job, to erect back home, in the ‘States’. (Ladies if you want ‘Steve’ back, let me know, OK!.)
Today Ladies, we look at all things; Nursery Rhymes.
A ‘Nursery Rhyme’; A traditional poem or song; Made for children across the ‘World’ – Interchangeable with nursery rhymes, is the term Mother Goose Rhymes.
BIG ‘Mac’ WILLY and ‘Joe 90’ have looked into the (‘true’?) meanings behind Nursery Rhymes;
‘Joe 90’; Has extended his break; And is still at the ‘Fetish Club‘, he went, last week with ‘Roy’; ‘Roy’; Is now a full (‘GP’) panellist member.
Here we go, here we go, here we go; here we go.
Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day.
Daddy wants to play! OK! (So, what’s he want to play?)
Come again another day.
Mommy wants to play! OK! (So, what’s ‘Mommy’ want to play, eh?)
(Trust me; It gets better, Hang on!)
Come back another day.
Brother wants to play! OK! (So, now the ‘brother’ wants to play!)
Now the killer part!
Next Verse; I told you it gets better!
Come again another day,
Sister wants to play! OK; Stop right there!
So, what’s the message here?; Read between the lines!; It’s simple
Don’t forget; My name; Is ‘Blo Peeps’; I am here to dish the dirt; And tell the truth!
MSGM – Women’s Pink Colour-block loafer –
Ahhh!; MSGM’s offering highlights pink – yellow and white calf leather upper – the distinctive panelled colour block design is sumptuous; With a round toe – branded insole – pinked edges – slip-on – and front penny strap. Verdict – Shoes for the women that have a dining room, but, likes to eat in the bedroom!, If you know what I mean? (Probably a ‘Sagittarian’; Always looking for lost wells ‘, and next Thursday!)
Don’t think I’ve forgotten; About, you;
Portrayed as an anthropomorphic egg;
However,! You have never explicitly been described as such, anywhere, huh!?.
They call me mellow yellow! I don’t care what you call me, but call me, and please be wearing these loafers when you turn up; No collection is complete until you add a classic ladies, these lightweight loafers. Crafted from leather – with a monk strap and cushioned footbed for added comfort – a stylish perennial summer loafer. (This woman likes her’ Eggs Scrambled’; If you know what I mean! Trust me.)
And, that sex offender; ‘Porgie Georgie’ Kissing the ‘Girls’, and making them cry; It was not only kissing; The little lair, trust me!
They all have their hidden agenda’s; The truth is; Mum and Dad; want the ‘rain, rain’, to go away so, Mum and Dad can go upstairs to the bedroom; To have a three-some; Dad could watch, Mum, eat some of ‘Porgie Georgie’s’; ‘Pudding and Pie’; (If, you know what I mean?) Trust me! What sort of parents; Don’t want to share the pie, with their children?
But get this; The ‘Kids’ are not so dumb; Oh, they know what’s going on; They want to get out of the house, (Any excuse) because; They can’t stand the racket; Mum makes when she eats ‘Pudding and Pie’; (especially ‘Porgie Georgie’s.’) And in any case; Jack & Jill (‘Gill’), had an afternoon ‘Three-Some’ appointment; With the evil ‘Nursery Rhyme’ land, ‘Pudding and Pieman.’
The Bass Weejuns – Two-Tone – Black & White Loafers – How much space do you have in your flat/apartment, for these super two-tone – Bugsy Malone (gangster movie) style loafer, beautifully designed, with black tassel and high-quality white leather fringe. These exceptionally well constructed – comfortable – stylish – sole fully stitched, with black rubber top section, not forgetting the traditional stitched rear kicker. (Nominated top Ten in ‘Nursery Rhyme’ Land)
Dummty-Hummty – English – (1870ad) ‘Egg-cellent’
He is shell shocked; And hates that ‘Lewis Carroll’; Introducing him as an ‘Egg’ for over a hundred years; When, in reality; I am, (or was) a ‘Cannon’, ‘Yes’ don’t let him swear!; A cannon; Used in the ‘English Civil War’ (1642- 1649) notably, in 1648; Siege of Colchester. (Google it)
In the ‘Civil War’; Dummty-Hummty ; Used by English Royalists; And minding his own business; Was sitting on a wall; One of the cannons from the attacking side ‘blew down’ the wall Dummty-Hummty was stationed on, or near; And down came Dummty-Hummty; Hence the nursery rhyme. Egg-Head; It’s no yolk!; This cracks me up!.
Tabitha Simmons – White Blakie Loafers –
Made in Italy – Patent white – almond toe – branded insole – elegant low block heels – calf leather – wipe clean – fits true to size available in various colours. Ladies, these loafers simply say ‘Pure’.’ Tall or small created for you. (‘Wow Fresh, for an Angel’)
(Oh, bless them, the little darlings) To fetch a pail of water. Who for; We don’t know?. Jack broke his crown, by falling; And, guess what?;
Jill doesn’t save him; She can’t even save herself; As she came tumbling down after. So why did they fall; What made them fall; Was it raining; Was it windy; Was, Jeremy Clarkson here in ‘Nursery Rhyme’ Land; Yes!; Indeed he was, And still is; If, you look hard enough; On ‘Top Gear’; And now; The fool; Is roaming; Allover’ Nursery Rhyme’ Land; Telling anyone that would listen; He wants to be a millionaire. (Who cares?)
Etro Croco – Embossed Loafers –
Embossed Loafers – Lay to rest the stress and anxiety of the high-heel for now; These thought-provoking quintessentially pink, (retro with a modern twist, a round toe) magical beauties, are just magic;
The ‘Gentlemen’ feel that these loafers made for the ‘journaling woman’; calm; has proper technique; a slow hypnotic rhythmic pace; she can show her feelings and express them – very articulate – inspired. The shoes also feature a branded insole and a flat sole. (Take note, she is dynamic; desirable; has lots of appetite!)
Afternoon Pudding and Pie?
Are you off your heads?.
However, Things went downhill, as, (well their heads did) Porgie-Georgie recognised Jack & Jill (Jill), sometimes aka (‘Gill’) and reported them!.
King Louis XVI – ‘Jack’; The poor thing, was, (beheaded); ‘1795’) lost his crown; Swiftly followed by, the love of his life, ‘Queen Mary Antoinette’ – ‘Jill’. The final insult was; The ‘Executioner’ would hold the (beheaded) heads, by the hair, to show the crowd, the heads, (of the person) looking at the body, as consciousness remains for at least eight seconds until the lack of oxygen causes eventual death.
Paul Smith – Chilton crocodile-effect loafers –
Chilton crocodile-effect loafers – A retro determined shoe (in pink leather) with a modern twist, these shoes are versatile; for weddings; partying; or to the local wine bar, features include; a round toe; branded insole; flat sole. Their traditional Italian roots influence the bohemian-inspired creators.; check the simple but effective horse-bit. This woman is a real hunter, who wear these shoes, has 20/20 eye-sight, can spot their prey in a bar, (especially in the dark) from a mile away. Always on top of there game; all action-oriented approach – she is pure of heart.
A Thong; (And) Sheepish Story!.
It’s my turn now; ‘Yes’ ‘Little Blo Peeps’ – (1805-1810ad) – You want my story, eh!
Late one night, (and nearly falling asleep) I got a call from;
The ‘Grand Old Droop of Dork’, Invited me; On a date; With he’s! ‘Ten Thousand Men’; Up the hill; To sample some of ‘Porgie Georgie’s’ Pudding and Pie. (If, you know what I mean?)
Why not? I thought!; I know what happened between; The ‘Rain, Rain; Family’; And their kids.
Chill-out; Till I get back; (and don’t wait up!) I said to the sheep; I am going to sample, and, bite into some of Porgie Georgies’s; Sex Offender; ‘Pudding and Pie’
Pudding and Pie; Is the same as; Meat and Two Veg’; Which, all ‘Mary, Lairy’s (cunning and conceited), Quite Contrary’s; Deserve; as part of their 1 in 5 per day! (You are up next ‘Mary Lairy’!)
My Rhyme; Continued with lines; Such as; But it made her heart bleed; Heart; (That’s news to me!) Try a little lower; It happened one day!; Into a meadow hard by; All hung on a tree to dry;
And over the ‘Hillocks’ went rambling, And tried what she could; As a shepherdess should. (Knickers!, all, Knickers!)
Now let us look at The ‘Grand Old Droop’ of Dorks; ‘Nursery Rhyme’;
Blo Peeps – Determined to find them; Equals; My’ Knickers.’
‘Droop of Dork’ – He marched them up to the top of the hill! (Why?)
‘Blo Peeps’ – She found them. (My Knickers!)
‘Droop of Dork’ – Then he marched down again! (Why?)
‘Blo Peeps’; But it made her, (heart) bleed. (After she had the ‘Pudding and Pie’)
The awful sex offender; Porgie Georgie, and the ‘Droop of Dork’; Stole my ‘Knickers’;
‘Droop of Dork’ – He Marched them up to the top of the hill. (Again! Why)
‘Blo Peeps’ – All hung on a tree to dry; Yes!, my Knickers!
‘Droop of Dork’ – Then he marched them down again. (What’s wrong with this ‘Droop?)
‘Blo Peeps’; But when she awoke, she found it a joke; (No, Droop and his men thought it was!. (I mean, I could have caught a cold; dammit!)
So, I shall sum up the, (real) nursery rhyme for you, huh!
They; The Droop of Dork!; And his ten thousand men; Stole my knickers, (Panties) After I ate, (sex offenders) ‘Porgie Georgies’ Pudding and Pie’.
They hung my knickers in a very tall tree;
Each time I went up to get my’ panties’; As soon as I tried to put them on; One of Droop’s ten thousand men would ‘drape’; My panties off me; And hang them high again in the tree; Forcing me; To go back up the tall tree again; And each time I came down; There was one of ‘Droops’ men; And up I went again.
Read the ‘nursery rhyme’ yourself; Especially the last two verses.
Reference to The Droop of Dork; Nursery Rhyme; Halfway up; Is a reference to me; Blo Peeps being ‘halfway up’ the tree; And, all of ‘Droops’; ‘Ten Thousand Men’; Looking up my skirt; While I climbed to retrieve my panties; That is the truth! (Knickers; I did not lose sheep!)
Tod’s – T-Plaque – Nude-Pink Loafer –
Join the next Nude-‘pink’ generation stars. In demand and very influential; creamy soft suede leather; (flamingo heaven baby!) gold-tone logo plaque; round toe; branded insole and flat heel; slip-on loafer. Not for the feminist, huh! No spliffs, no butts, no babies!.
Taryn Rose Andrea – Genuine Calf Hair Loafer –
Genuine Calf Hair Loafer; The priority comfort-driven loafer; delivers cushy footbed; combined arch support; these shoes, worn the most fierce, forward-looking, trendy ‘Tigress’ which is inspired by a superb upper.
The ‘Tigress’ has a ‘Gold Ring, hurrah; For her gold finger, silly!
‘Blo Peeps’ has some to say, go ahead ‘Blo Peeps! ‘Tigresses’ would rather have a bit of ‘Porgie Georgie’ (Pudding and Pie) when out at the ‘Spa’ in the ‘National’ Park’; than be given the social distancing treatment, by a cat’s whisker!; Thanks for the input ‘Blo Peeps’; your welcome, ‘Joe 90,!.
‘No, I’m not ‘Nicholess.’
Mary Liary, Quite Contrary – English – (1744ad); Known for being, (cunning and conceited) as well as a ‘Bloody (Tudor) Queen’; You know; The first daughter of ‘Henry VIII’; you no; Who became ‘England’ Queen Mary I.
‘Mary Lairy’ quite contrary, how does your garden bush grow?;
With ‘Pudding and Pie’; From; That ‘Porgie Georgie’ guy;
Who slept; Miss Muffet; That sat on his tuffet;
That frightened ‘Blo Peeps’ away;
Would you like some hot soup?
No said; ‘Droop’; Why you peasant; Do you think I am gay?
OK, said ‘Blo Peeps’, you could after look for my sheep;
Yes said ‘Droop’; If you frighten the big (dick)) spider away!
Doctor (A notorious physician and entomologist, and guide on insects) Muffet’s Stepdaughter; Apparently!;
Apparently!; Her story;
Is apparently; About an incident;
Apparently; When ‘Patience’; Ran away from;
Apparently; From her breakfast;
Apparently; Being frightened;
Apparently; By a spider.
Want the X-Rated Version? (You are getting it anyway!)
Remember; I am Little ‘Blo Peeps’; I know the facts!
Little Miss Muffet, sat on ‘Porgies Georgies’ Tuffet;
Which was long and hard; I must say!
The enormous ‘Pudding and Pie’;
Squirted right in her eye!
Poor ‘Little Miss Muffet’ was blinded all day!.
Coming up soon; ‘Zodiac’ High Heels Shoes; Next’ Article’; So, do come back for more!
Sexy, glamorous, sophisticated, detailing and style from Roger Viver, in ivory white leather; square toe, with straps across the vamp, with the label’s signature; golden buckles, finished off with, minimal block heels.
These ‘Women’ are not full of hot ‘Air’, in fact, ‘Librans’, are quite cool people, calculating, and charming; they like sharing, undoubtedly quick in the humour department, which makes them (fantastic) great diplomatic people to have around. Librans, balance their lives by, keeping everything around them, on a harmonious par; fair-minded, and social, loving the outdoors, like a Leo!.
Librans make excellent lovers; They love art; Beauty; Beautiful things, All the finer things in life; and pleasure.
However, this could be seen as self-indulgence; as, if it looks good, it’s good, OK!. Commitment is hard, and they believe life is a bed of roses; sometimes their partners, friends and family, would rather, a visit to the dentist, than being around them!.
(Good shot, Sir, good shot!.)
Mary Had A Little Lamb –
Apparently!; Her story;
Is apparently; About an actual incident;
Apparently; On a farm;
Apparently; Mary found a sickly newborn lamb;
Apparently; In a sheep pen; abandoned by its mother;
Apparently; Against all the odds;
(This is becoming like a ‘Bond’ film, with all the repeats!)
Apparently; Mary managed to nurse the lamb back to health.
So, the story goes; the sheep would follow her everywhere! (Even to school!)
(Want the X-Rated Version?)
She should have known much better;
Then she started sleeping with men;
She found ‘dick’ so much better;
Then she slept with a girl;
And found things tasted saltier.
Prada – Leather – Slingback – Pumps –
A modern and retro feel for you ladies, with these ‘white lamb’ leather pumps; very on-trend, just look at the beautiful square toe; crafted with sturdy block heels; with the brands signature on the upper; positive shoes for a wedding; made in Italy.
Shoes for a loyal women, who are hard-working; a meticulous perfectionist. Their weaknesses are shyness, worry; and being oh-so! over critical of self, and others.
The ‘Virgo woman like healthy food, animals, nature, books, and cleanliness; a deep sense of humanity makes the single-minded dedicated Virgo’ one of the most careful star signs; being very methodical, practical, conservative; Thoughtful, well organised, in their lives;
Virgo’s, tend to leave nothing to chance, paying attention to the finer details; always worried, that they missed a feature, impossible to mend. (That no one else cares about!.) The name Virgin fits well; born with a feeling that every experience, for the better part, is for the very first time. Perfect partner –
FOR WHAT ARE YOU PAYING?
You mainly get what you pay for, right! that’s right ‘Joe 90’!. ‘OK’, shoes are no different; OK’, so always remember, the ‘Six Things’; When buying shoes! How made! – Hand or Machine!, The Type of Leather or Material – How the shoes were put together- Adhesive/Glue – Construction/Stitching – Toe-Shape – Never to Narrow – Never too Long – And Uniqueness.
‘Blo Peeps’ has shown you, a comprehensive, and an honest view of what a ‘Gentleman’ likes, in the way of what shoes (‘loafers’) styles women wear, and what gets their hearts racing?; While having a bit of fun.
‘However’, my commitment to yourselves, regardless of creed – colour – gender or any other persuasion, is solely, to help your search in finding the perfect ‘amazing shoes’, and getting, the best’ amazing results’.
If you care to read my ‘About Me’ page, you will get the whole story of, how ‘Joe 90″ arrived here today.
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